Curses on him who delays a reply to an urgent email
Make his hair all fall out (make her hairy all over, if female);
Let him in nightmares be chased by some villain straight out of a crime mag
While every one of his steps is slowed with a five second timelag;
And may the worst day of his life, this scrofulous scoundrel who ducks such an onus,
Pass by with a glacial—a ghastly—- a geological slowness.